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Who We Are at The Annunaki Inc
Dr. Scales McSlither, Chief Manipulation Officer
Lizzy Forktongue (camera shy), Head of Ponzi Schemes
Felicity Iceblood, Chief Inhumane Resources Officer
Dr. McSlither is the mastermind behind our most devious plots. With a PhD in Coercive Commerce and a minor in Sneaky Business, he's responsible for the strategic hiss-takeovers of numerous magical markets. His cold-blooded approach to business leaves competitors frozen in fear, and his forked tongue is said to be as sharp as his business acumen. Don't be scared, this is just his character for halloween!
Felicity Iceblood, Chief Inhumane Resources Officer
Lizzy Forktongue (camera shy), Head of Ponzi Schemes
Felicity Iceblood, Chief Inhumane Resources Officer
Felicity is the backbone of The Annunaki's employee dissatisfaction program. She ensures all staff are overworked, underappreciated, and pitted against each other in the most Machiavellian ways possible. Her office is adorned with the molted skins of interns past, and her morning coffee is sweetened with the tears of the overworked. Don't worry, she loves a bit of humour at work!
Lizzy Forktongue (camera shy), Head of Ponzi Schemes
Lizzy Forktongue (camera shy), Head of Ponzi Schemes
Lizzy Forktongue (camera shy), Head of Ponzi Schemes
Lizzy, with her chameleon-like ability to blend into any boardroom, is our in-house expert at making dark magic look like child's play. She's famous for her "Hide the Hex" workshops and ensures that every evil act committed is cloaked under layers of enchanting corporate jargon. Her hobbies include sunbathing on hot stones and unraveling the moral fabric of the wizarding world. Fear not, she is an angel in disguise!